6 things you are worrying about now that will never happen: 1) I will put the baby down and forget where I put him. 2) I will drop something very heavy, like an anvil, directly on the baby's soft spot. 3) I will suck the baby's brain out through the nasal bulb syringe thingamajig. 4) The name we carefully selected will become linked with some infamous person, like Monica. 5) The baby's umbilical stump will fall off while he's napping and he'll swallow it. 6) I will fail to introduce a 2nd language at the optimum time, and my child- who would have grown up to be head of the United Nations- will instead become a serial killer.
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6 things you are worrying about now that will never happen:
1) I will put the baby down and forget where I put him.
2) I will drop something very heavy, like an anvil, directly on the baby's soft spot.
3) I will suck the baby's brain out through the nasal bulb syringe thingamajig.
4) The name we carefully selected will become linked with some infamous person, like Monica.
5) The baby's umbilical stump will fall off while he's napping and he'll swallow it.
6) I will fail to introduce a 2nd language at the optimum time, and my child- who would have grown up to be head of the United Nations- will instead become a serial killer.
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